Monday, February 09, 2009
Told Off
I had the feedback from my Naughty Boy meeting, I have apparently six weeks to show and improvement on my timekeeping and there will be no further action, failure to comply will mean that I will be subject to disciplinary proceedings. I was on time this morning....tomorrow however is another struggle all together.
Greezy Keeebab
I've just had a very greasy kebab, washed down with lovely coca cola, don't think this dieting is going to well....it is so fucking cold in my house tonight it is stupid, the fire is on full and I am considering wearing my coat...brrrr...
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
Naughty Boy...
I've been a very naughty boy and my behaviour unacceptable. I had a meeting today to discuss this with my boss and a personnel person, it must be serious?
Is there any underlying reason for your lateness, is there anything that we can do to help.
Well, my body rhythms are set so that I am wide awake between 1 and 3 in the morning. Which means that I am struggling to get up at eight.
Are you not sleeping because you are concerned about something?
No its not like that, I don't think you understand, its not that i can't sleep its that I'm not ready to sleep till three or later in the morning. There would be no point in me going to bed earlier as would just be lying in bed awake.
Have you thought about going to the GP and getting some sleeping pills?
Again I don't think you understand, drugs are not the answer, they would just knock me out in the period where I am normally awake but my body would still be telling me to stay asleep when you want me to wake up.
We are going to have to set some targets and we will need to see some improvement in your timekeeping.
OK.
You've said that before.
I know.
Well will you take heed of this?
Well obviously I understand the seriousness of this and can only say I will attempt to.
However what I really wanted to say was:
Is there any underlying reason for your lateness?
Yes, I haven't had a pay increment in three years and I'm bored with shitty reasons you give for me for not giving me one, regardless of what work I achieve you think I am crap and for some fucking reason act suprised when other people praise my output so is it any fucking wonder i don't want to jump out of bed and get my arse into the office on time? But the best reason at all is that my lateness pisses off the anal retentive office troll!
Is there any underlying reason for your lateness, is there anything that we can do to help.
Well, my body rhythms are set so that I am wide awake between 1 and 3 in the morning. Which means that I am struggling to get up at eight.
Are you not sleeping because you are concerned about something?
No its not like that, I don't think you understand, its not that i can't sleep its that I'm not ready to sleep till three or later in the morning. There would be no point in me going to bed earlier as would just be lying in bed awake.
Have you thought about going to the GP and getting some sleeping pills?
Again I don't think you understand, drugs are not the answer, they would just knock me out in the period where I am normally awake but my body would still be telling me to stay asleep when you want me to wake up.
We are going to have to set some targets and we will need to see some improvement in your timekeeping.
OK.
You've said that before.
I know.
Well will you take heed of this?
Well obviously I understand the seriousness of this and can only say I will attempt to.
However what I really wanted to say was:
Is there any underlying reason for your lateness?
Yes, I haven't had a pay increment in three years and I'm bored with shitty reasons you give for me for not giving me one, regardless of what work I achieve you think I am crap and for some fucking reason act suprised when other people praise my output so is it any fucking wonder i don't want to jump out of bed and get my arse into the office on time? But the best reason at all is that my lateness pisses off the anal retentive office troll!
Cities.
Barcelona, she is an abusive partner, she beats me regularly, I am exhausted by her now but know I am destined to return for more punishment, I love her and I can't leave her alone no matter how bad she treats me. And I know that I she will never truly leave my heart.
Perhaps it is the fiery woman that I need so that my wits are tested. Valencia is the quiet pretty girl that wouldn't keep my attention and given the chance would probably stray into the arms of another. Madrid, is plain, she tries to keep my attention, provides me with everything that I want and everything need but there is something lacking but what i know not. Zaragoza is the party girl with whom I would pretend to throw caution to the wind but behind the bravado I am a little afraid of her. San Sebastian, marry rich, but you know that would never happen...
Ah.
However it is all a pointless I am here with Birmingham, she is grey, her heart feels like granite and all my affection for her went many years before, I am stuck. Perhaps I should be unfaithful.
Perhaps it is the fiery woman that I need so that my wits are tested. Valencia is the quiet pretty girl that wouldn't keep my attention and given the chance would probably stray into the arms of another. Madrid, is plain, she tries to keep my attention, provides me with everything that I want and everything need but there is something lacking but what i know not. Zaragoza is the party girl with whom I would pretend to throw caution to the wind but behind the bravado I am a little afraid of her. San Sebastian, marry rich, but you know that would never happen...
Ah.
However it is all a pointless I am here with Birmingham, she is grey, her heart feels like granite and all my affection for her went many years before, I am stuck. Perhaps I should be unfaithful.
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